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Let me live in my cave.

I do most of my shopping online. I grocery shop at the crack of dawn on weekends when nothing else is open and there are only a few other weirdos out like me.

Needless to say, but I will anyway because it’s my story, there have been a few purchase ‘mistakes' over the years.

A 'beach wrap' arrived recently, so unrecognizable to me that I thought I had either…

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Yammering bits and some blathering. Humor is my first language, my second skin, and my hello.

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Laura Johnson

Laura Johnson

Yammering bits and some blathering. Humor is my first language, my second skin, and my hello.

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