Let me live in my cave.
I do most of my shopping online. I grocery shop at the crack of dawn on weekends when nothing else is open and there are only a few other weirdos out like me.
Needless to say, but I will anyway because it’s my story, there have been a few purchase ‘mistakes' over the years.
A 'beach wrap' arrived recently, so unrecognizable to me that I thought I had either…