The Naked Truth

Me, My Self-Haraunging, & I

Laura Johnson
4 min readMar 18

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Photo of author by author thinking words.

Every toilet I’ve settled my tush on this vacation has been lower than expected. Easing down to a jerky, off-centered squat, my thoughts quickly go to a dark place: “what if I fall and hit my head and need to be extracted ”…

I loved coming home to our new house — especially my toilet. Write that one down in the vacation archives.

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Laura Johnson

Yammering bits and some blathering. Humor is my first language, my second skin, and my hello.