Lobotomized Breathing

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Before splaying out my disasters, should I claim brilliance, just in some sort of lesser dimension? Factually, not all of my mishaps are the direct result of my brain activity, or lack thereof.

Included here is not nearly a complete list, but just a few that stand out. The others have probably been told throughout my storytelling because laughing at myself makes the thick syrupy blood…