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If I Were Hit By a Bus

Laura Johnson

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Sometime back in my kid years, the advice to ‘always wear clean underwear' since 'you might get hit by a car' or 'you might wind up in the hospital’, formed a foothold in my brain’s cortex.

I still make my bed because I might get hit by a car or somehow wind up in the hospital, an influence never completely replaced with the inclination for being tidy.

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Laura Johnson

Yammering bits and some blathering. Humor is my first language, my second skin, and my hello.