Do these pants make me look fat?

How about on backwards?

Laura Johnson

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My black dress slacks are so extremely comfortable and pleasing in every way possible that I have memorized the brand, buying 6 pair. They don’t shrink, don’t wrinkle and don’t fade. No button or zipper, just pull them on like an elegant yoga pant for the office — say what!?

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Laura Johnson

Yammering bits and some blathering. Humor is my first language, my second skin, and my hello.