Dear Rotten Watermelon In My Fridge,

It’s not you it’s me.

Laura Johnson

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We shared a quiet moment together, cradling you into the house and onto the counter carefully. The rest of the groceries, clustered in their bags, I carried in while you waited patiently.

It’s probably been a month now, and you’re still waiting patiently, though you were moved to the top shelf garage fridge status. Also, I think part of…

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Laura Johnson

Yammering bits and some blathering. Humor is my first language, my second skin, and my hello.