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Things Most Likely True About Me:

Laura Johnson
2 min readOct 20, 2018

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  • I look perhaps 36 (or 37!), so I’m running (carefully walking because I trip. A lot.) with that until I catch up to myself, at which point I will simply keep running and eat donuts for breakfast (lunch and dinner).
  • I work with numbers as a career, and play with words as a side-show. Sometimes the two merge.
    New office guy: "what?"
    Me: "nothing, I was

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Laura Johnson

Yammering bits and some blathering. Humor is my first language, my second skin, and my hello.